The Pillbillies have been contacted by a certain evil mouse-centric corporation who have taken issue with our moniker. Disney somehow claims ownership of the name Pillbillies, America’s 853rd most popular alt-country band. Said the band’s drummer, Rayland Hellroy: “We’re just three simple farm boys. We ain’t got the means to be a fightin’ and a fuedin’ with no mouse. I reckon we better change our name.”

The band now formerly known as the Pillbillies will be announcing their new band name this week. In the meantime, feel free to read the full text of the cease and desist letter from Disney’s legal counsel below.